Taking Advantage of Perks: "Reserved for Expectant Mothers"

While we wait on our daughter to arrive, I have decided that it is time to start taking advantage of all the perks available to expectant mothers. Over the next few days (or until she gets here), I am going to visit every establishment that offers preferred parking to expectant mothers. I may not buy anything at all, but I do intend to take my wife, park there, and go inside just because we can. We're going to milk this as long as we can...